firehosed
when a girl is jerking you off to the point of -j-c-l-t–n but right before you do the deed, she lets go and backs off. sad, i know.
last night after everyone p-ssed out and she started jerkin me off but she stopped right before i came.. d-mnit! i hate getting firehosed!!!
when having s-x, and about to bust nut, you pull out and explode your s-m-n all over her body, as if you had just shot her with a firehose.
“i was f-cking this girl last night and she said that i could finish anywhere so at the last second i pulled out and firehosed her in the face
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