Firehouseing
in the middle of a romping session of hardcore penetration, you take cologne and a lighter, proceed to light a womans shave cave on fire and shove your meat stick right in her flaming c-nt hole. right before and third degree burns permanently scar, you then pull out right before you blow a giant five roper and put out the blazing v-g-n-. if done correctly the end result should consist of a perfectly hairless p-ssy, all hairs burned off, and a full stomach since all of this is done while eating a delicious sub from firehouse.
dude: dont move baby…
chick: what are you doing?!?!?!!
dude: shut the f-ck up im firehouseing ur -ss! -lights p-ssy on fire
chick: aahaauahauhahahahuahuaguhauguuauaa!!!!!
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