fireman’s blanket
descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a t-rd has been pinched out.
he layed the fireman’s blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his cr-p.
a toilet paper trampoline placed at the bottom of the toilet to break a t-rds fall and thus prevent any splashback
“yo my guts were feeling bad so when i went to the toilet i threw a fireman’s blanket down”
a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (sh-t pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.
if you had of put a firemans blanket in the dunny you would not have got a wet ring piece.
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