fireworks monkey


a fireworks monkey is a monkey tied to a large fireworks rocket.

the screeching on the way up is amazing.

on the way down – not so much.
the kids at the 4th of july picnic eagerly lined up to watch the fireworks monkey show.

they were not disappointed.

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