Firgin
a firgin is a fake virgin. what a person would say when they don’t want to admit they aren’t a virgin and have a moral obligation against lying. (to parents, grandparents, people they’re dating, etc…)
shawn: “erin, i heard you were pregnant”
erin: “i can’t be pregnant, i’m a firgin” (crosses fingers and hopes he didn’t hear the “f”)
firgin is a p-n-s plant that grows up north.
i want to eat firgin with your parents
when i met her she wasn’t really into firgin things but she opened her mouth and gave in.
i want to make sweet firgin in your pants. with my p-n-s plant.
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