First Class Postage
when a man is having s-xual intercourse with a woman and right before he is about to blow his load, he pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s all over her stomach. next, he immediately squats over her stomach and dips his b-lls in his own s-m-n. he then proceeds to squat over her head where he stamps her forehead with his jiz-dripping t-st-cl-s.
cara thoroughly enjoyed the first cl-ss postage “male” she received from bob last night.
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