first class twat
someone who gets on a train discovering there is no first cl-ss begins to make a scene in standard cl-ss by pacing up and down the carriage, huffing and puffing, and perhaps reading a newspaper and then swatting people who invade his private sp-ce with it rolled up without making any contact.
ticket inspector: “sorry sir there is no first cl-ss on this train”
“get out of my way -gestures at women and children-”
ticket inspector: “those p-ssengers were there first and there are loads of spare seats”
“don’t you know who i am”
ticket inspector: “you are a first cl-ss tw-t, sir”
“enough of this. i will drive this train myself to london”
-gets physically restrained with help from fellow p-ssengers-
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