First Class Wanker


a derogatory term for a person (usually male) that acts like a complete -sshole most of the time. the king of all w-nkers who may or may not have a wealthy background.
kyle: “it’s unbelievable, trevor does not stop complaining about everything all the time!”
logan: “i know, he really is a first cl-ss w-nker!”

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