first comment whore


noun: any of the species of -ssholes that feel the need to get the first comment on something as if it actually meant something. these illiterate j-ck-ffs can usually be found trolling youtube, flash game websites, mysp-ce/facebook, blogs, and other places where comments are enabled. there are rumors that these trolls can type faster than they can m-st-rb-t-, however this is not true.
fcw: first

you: n-body gives a sh-t. f-ck off

fcw: if u dont give a sh-t than y did u comment back

you: you are a donkey-f-cker. go scribble ‘first’ on the inside of some donkey’s s-xual organs you c-ck-smoking first comment wh-r-

fcw: ur a nooob

you: -suicide-

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