first commenter
usually 7-12 year olds on youtube who think that commenting “first”, “early”, “notification squad” on a new video is going to make them cool and popular, when it, in fact, does the complete opposite.
first commenter: “first!!11!!!”
more mature people: “please shut the f-ck up with your “first” cr-p.”
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