first date test
a test a man gives a woman on the first date by attempting to sleep with her. if he is successful she has failed the test and is too promiscuous to be considered girlfriend material.
james had a great time with sarah on their date. however after they went back to her place and he gave her the first date test and she failed by allowing him to sleep with her he decided not to call her again.
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