First Day of School


it’s never too bad…you have a clean slate, new cl-sses, you get to see all the people who you haven’t seen over the summer…that whole can’t fall asleep the night before it type of thing. then the second day comes, and it’s not too bad. then you get to the 4th and 5th days of school, and begin to realize that you will have to live with that h-ll for the next 9 months.
the first day of school is tommorrow…sh-t!!
argueably the most anxiety producing day of school. it marks the end of your summer vacation and the beggining of a long nine monthes back in the system. you have to readjust your sleeping habbits from sleeping in to getting up at the crack of dawn. not that you’ll get to sleep early, you’ll spend most of the night anxiously pondering the awaiting day. all in all, it’s not that bad. you get to catch up with friends you havn’t seen over the summer and there’s hardly any work on the first day.
i’m writing this at 9:45 a.m and tommorow is the first day of school. goodbye summer!

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