First descent


when you know that you’re the first person to use a public bathroom after it had been cleaned or sanitized.

nearly as good a feeling as being the first to conquer a new mountain route.
p–p toilet office deuce
dude, i went to go deuce at the office today. toilet was clean, toilet paper was full. awesome first descent!

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