First-Hand Experience
when a manual elephant masturbator loses his or her arm during a session with an elephant, it is called a first-hand experience. often, this is the first step to the occurance of n-gg-ria.
see also: n-gg-ria, manual elephant masturbator, second-hand experience, putting your best foot forward, putting your best feet forward, and giving it your all.
a first-hand experience is a remarkable thing to have, and is always life-changing.
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