first of the month


the most important holiday on the ghetto calendar. occurs 12 times in a given year. this is the day welfare and other government checks are distributed to baby mamas, trailer park b-tches, and other -ssorted ghetto sc-m, which will be spent on stupid sh-t they don’t need (such as drugs, booze, and getting hair / nails done).
it’s the first of the month! i’m goin’ and gettin’ my nails done!

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