first rain
it is a campus tradition held by students at the university of california, santa cruz. it’s at the porter college quad when students run free of clothing throughout each of the ten colleges and then finish at the starting point. the rules are that it has to be consistently raining, it has to start at porter college, and it has to be on a school night.
student 1: hey dude. were you at the first rain last year? it was totally crazy!
student 2: of course i was there! i was the first one back!
student 1: that was you? 0.0 i will never look at you the same way again.
student 2: nah, i’m just playing i wasn’t there.
student 1: good, because the first one back was a chick.
student 2: why do i have friends like you? (face-palm)
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