First World Problems

problems from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.
aw, cr-p, i don’t know which 1 carat diamond encrusted platinum ring to buy!
problems related to the difficulty of living in a first world country.
my 7 dollar starbucks latte came with one espresso shot instead of the two i asked for!

f-ck the third world, i have first world problems.
usually related to electronics or the internet.
d-mnit, my fart app download has slown to 350 kb/s. first world problem.
first world problems is stupid problems we have that does not effect our/other lives in any major way.
compared to third world problems our problems don’t mean sh-t.
guy 1: (shouting) f-ck i p-ssed on the toilet seat.
guy 2: sigh first world problems.
first world problems-when you already have a substantial amount of what you need , yet you complain about the quailty and the type you want.
“my daddy bought me a car today !!!! . it’s not the mercedes i really wanted but at least it’s something :-//// ” #first world problems
the lesser known working t-tle to canadian singer/songwriter alanis morissette’s h-t song “ironic”.

many have been confused as to the choice of ironic as the songs t-tle when the lyrics are more unfortunate than ironic.

in fact there in lies the only thing ironic, it was written by someone who didn’t know the definition of irony.
if you read through the lyrics you can clearly see where she was coming from with “first world problems” as the working t-tle as seen below;

1)it’s like rain on your wedding day

2)a traffic jam when you’re already late

3)it’s a free ride when you’ve already paid

4)it’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

5)a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

that being said, having the song contain a verse about a husband “kiss(ed) his kids goodbye” get on a plane and have it crash is neither a first world problems, unfortunate or ironic. it’s just messed up.
a non-racist phrase which encourages one to reflect upon the privilege of being born in the first world. those who receive this statement are encouraged to accept the well-known fact that people born in a developed nation have no problems at all, and when they experience adversary, should look on a map and consider all those black people in africa who are raping, killing and eating each other because of their primitive brains and inability to function as well as a white person. it is accepted fact that people in a developed country (one run by white people) have solved all problems that could ever have existed and must remain frustrated that lesser, caveman-like races such as asians, spics, and n-gg-rs, cannot evolve into real humans and remain technically animals, dutifully cared for by their european caretakers. an example of this could be somalia where the average national iq is 0.0014.
white person 1: d-mn, my iphone broke! that had all my favorite songs and photos of my mom on it!

white person 2: oh my god you f-ggot that’s such a first world problem. shut up and think about the situation in sudan where 100,000,000,000 people are raped hourly and the only thing there to eat is barbed wire and reebok trainers while your mother eats caviar off her god d-mn fendi handbag you evil f-cking heartless b-st-rd

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