Firster


someone who enters a numerical position on a message board or social network post such as first or second but adds no meaningful insight or opinion on the original post. statistically this will fail and makes the firster look idiotic and annoying rather than just being annoying for wasting sp-ce.

this is similar to trolling but lazier and not as creative. it’s kind of like trolling for idiots.
the topic would go here and then the firster would post as such.

bojeezy – first!
bukkake4me- 2nd!
admin- well that was informative…and creative..
first.er first-er -noun 1. those f-ckers that go to websites, blogs, etc and write “first!” as their only reply just to annoy the f-ck out of me.
1. first!
– firster

2. somebody should auschwitz all those firster motherf-ckers!
– thetylerw
the protector of drunken idiots who start fights with people they can’t take.
adam was calling everyone a f-ggot last night, and he almost needed a firster.

the firster kept brian from getting his -ss beat last night after he greeted everyone with an abrupt choking.
1- one who is a robotics nerd
2- someone involved in first® (for inspiration recognition of science and technology)
3- someone who shows gracious professionalism and coopert-tion through out their life in and outside of first
that first-er sure show a lot of spirit.

those first-ers can compete hard on the field but can still be close friends off the field and help each other!!
a person involved with first robotics.
firsters are so awesome for spending six weeks building a robot.
a name describing the state of being first.
if your not firster, your last.

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