Fish Burrito
a fish burrito is when you roll a girl(who hasn’t showered) in a blanket just like you would roll up a burrito. after this is done you insert your head into the bottom part of the “burrito” and eat out her fishy smelling v-g-n-.
guy- this chick i met has the best fish burrito’s ever. she even had tartar sauce on that sh-t.
guys friend- uhhhhhhh i think that was the hooker i banged last night. i left a little bit of a mess.
guy- ohhhhhh so that’s why it was sticky (throws up)
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