Fish Dong


the near-mythical largest of dongs. generally so large that it can not and will not ever be used for fear of harming a living being. also known as ‘skinny man buhdonkac-ck’ the fish dong is a dong that long, that strong and will do a dance if you sing a song. more of a curse than a blessing it has bestowed strange powers of happenstance upon all those who have wielded it throughout time.
“the only reason marks still a virgin is that fish dong he’s packing between his legs. he’d split a girl open like a t-rducken with that thing.”

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