Fish monkey
a person with big eyes that are far apart. attractive but something is a little off.
that guy was really hot from behind, but when he turned around he was a fish monkey! dammit
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to defecate in a public toilet, then flush only to see the water level rise, then cheese it without doing anything to remedy the situation. i had to complain to the denny’s manager after i went to the men’s room and discovered the floor wet and vile stench of feces. some -sshole pulled the old […]
- forbes parsons
a miserable c-ckeyed c-nt who cheats on his wife and smuggled in moonshine “that forbes parsons feller is a c-nt”
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when you have one drink too many, thus resulting in a state of intoxication. blimey he can’t stand! that’s right lance, clearly he’s fringponged
- fordinaire
having 2 $20 bills in your pocket. like a millionaire, but representing $40 instead of $1,000,000. i felt so rich when i had 2 $20 bills at the same time that i was a fordinaire.
- Fufu Lame
an individual who lacks serious swag. fufu is the shortened version of fugazi, meaning fake. in other words, a thot who thinks she is a trap queen or a homie who ain’t got no cash flow. jack: “dude, what do you think of that lauren chick?” austin: “she is such a fufu lame. she carries […]