Fish Wank
the act of one placing their hand into slimy, old fish tank water and proceeding to m-st-rb-t- with the lubed up, fish tank hand.
“hey brian, i have no lube. my life is over!”
“see that goldfish tank over there…”
“fish w-nk!”
a unique and rare herb found deep within the amazonian rainforest.
“could you p-ss the fishw-nk dear? this soup could use a bit of spicening up!”
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