fisher-price moment
based on a slogan from the company fisher price.
(oh the possibilities!)
an fp moment is when you’re faced with at 2 or more conflicting opportunities, and feel overwhelmed.
person 1: got my acceptance letter from
5mins later….
person 1: just got out of a meeting with my boss, he’s decided to renew my contract for another year… what do i do?
person 2: d-mn… sounds like you’re having a fisher-price moment!
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