Fisherman’s Mouth


top definition
a mythological disease guaranteed to get you out of any event you don’t want to go to. often used by males to get out of their girlfriend’s lame-ss plans.

originated from penny arcade.
girl: “so are you ready to go spend the day at the farmer’s market?

boy: “sorry, i got a terrible case of fisherman’s mouth. seriously, you don’t want this sh-t.”

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