fishermans sweater
fisherman’s jumper n.
a damp, overly hairy v-g-n-, smelling not too dissimilar to a deep sea trawler captain’s wool sweater after hauling in a net full of haddock. ‘having been accustomed all my life to ideals of a feminine nakedness gleaned from cl-ssical antiquities, i was somewhat taken aback on my wedding night to find that my young bride had a right old fisherman’s jumper between he legs.’ (from the memoirs of john ruskin, 1819-1900).
‘having been accustomed all my life to ideals of a feminine nakedness gleaned from cl-ssical antiquities, i was somewhat taken aback on my wedding night to find that my young bride had a right old fisherman’s sweater between he legs.’ (from the memoirs of john ruskin, 1819-1900).
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