Fishfly
the rest of the world calls them “mayflys,” but they are referred to as “fishflys” in the american midwest, most frequently around
these little f-ckers come out for a few weeks each summer on the sh-r-s of areas like grosse pointe, st. clair sh-r-s and harrison township, michigan. they only live for a period of 24 hours, so it’s common to see some drop dead right in front of you as you take an evening stroll under a street lamp.
it’s from all the dead fishflys under that street light, man. they’re so f-cking slippery and disgusting.
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