Fishwasher
when someone who is way too lazy, wants to clean his fish, just shoves it in the dishwasher.
mom 1: (in ridiculous nagging voice) george! clean, your fish!
son 1: fine, i’ll chuck it in the fish washer!
mom 1: what’s a fishwasher?
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