fishy flapjack
after a long night of foreplay and fingerf-cking, the female blue b-lls her partner. the next morning, the man continues to f-ng-rf-ck the female. only this time, when he is done, he sticks his fingers in her nostrils and mouth, causing a rancid fishy stench to be stuck with her the rest of the day.
lauren led me on like a wh-r- last night, so this morning i gave her a fishy flapjack. she was p-ssed that she had to smell her meat wallet for the rest of the day.
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