Fissure Price
– noun
specific term used to relay the pain -ssociated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in s-x games.
person 1: i thought it would be funny to see if i could fist myself with optimus prime, but i blew out my r-ct-m.
person 2: looks like you paid the -lowers sungl-sses- fissure price…
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