Fist five
when you can’t decide between a fist b-mp or a high five, you have the fist five. one person offers the five and the other fist b-mps.
or you’re too cool for both, so you have a mix!
we got that just right;
person 1: offers high five
person 2: fist b-mps
yeah fist five!
that awkward moment when you go in for a fist b-mp but the other guy goes for a high five.
dude! i wanted a fist b-mp, not a fist five!
when you go in for a high five but receive a fist b-mp in the palm of your hand.
(chris scores goal)
matt-“hight five!”
chris-“pound it!”
then they engage in a fist-five
when you punch someone in the shoulder and at the same time yell “fist five”
“dude why did you just punch me?”
“i didn’t i gave you a fist five”
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