Fist Pumper

juice heads from staten island who go to clubs on the jersey sh-r- and dance with each other, not girls, while pumping their fists to bad techno. they typically wear headbands and sleeveless shirts that are two sizes too small.
i dropped my beer from laughing so hard when i looked at the dance floor and saw only a bunch of fist pumpers.
annoying -ss people at dances, all they do is fist pump and get in other peoples way when they are trying to get their twerk on. they all also called anti-twerkers. sometimes try to start a train when other people are too busy twerking.
jason: how was the dance yesterday?

dennis: it was horrible, fist pumpers were blocking my girl and me

jason: that sucks. well i was throwing my hands in the air and grinding on a girl while some guy was trying grind on me

dennis: dude, i think you were the fist pumper

jason:……….
juice heads from staten island who go to clubs on the jersey sh-r- (bamboo, deejays, etc.) and dance with each other, not girls, while pumping their fists to bad techno. they typically wear headbands and sleeveless shirts that are two sizes too small.
danielle: hey jen, do you want to go to bamboo?
jen: no, i want to actually dance with a guy, there are only fist pumpers at bamboo on sat-rday nights.
guy who m-st-rb-t-s frequently, complete -sshole
guy: john still doesn’t have a girlfriend?

other guy: yea, he’s becoming a real fist pumper.
men of questionable s-xual orientation. he frequently sports large hair and an orange-glo tan. he usually wears colored printed t-shirts and pumps his fists like a spastic jack-ss while listening to techno music. often behaving like a dumb moronic drunk stumbling across the floor having no game.
ew debbie lets go to another club this one is filled with fist pumpers.