fisticle
1. when you’re giving some dude a hard–ss fisting and your fist tears through his colon and ends up inside of his sac.
2. a fist that has replaced one or both of the testes as a result of deep violent fisting.
the mayor puked up his salmon dinner when i gave him a fisticle.
using your fists as spectacles to see far away objects seem a little bit more focused.
“i don’t have my gl-sses, i can’t read this book”
“well why don’t you use your pair of my patented fisticles”
-from the fisticles infomercial.
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