Fisting Fountain
when you fist your nasty sl-t so hard that she -rg-sms so hard that she squirts like a fountain. there will usually be a substantial puddle…some people will give her a reverse f-lch-ng by licking up the liquid and spitting it back into her c-nt.
i gave my sl-t the fisting fountain and nearly slipped in the puddle after she was done…i should have given her a reverse f-lch-ng to save myself the clean-up.
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