Fisty
n:
aka : fist, fistypoo, mister fist, stif…. the s-xiest dude on palringo chat. fisty is ultra friendly, smart, freaky, and genuinely awesome. fisty is well known for “fisting” folks, not as a s-xual act but as a term of endearment. if you have ever or are ever “fisted” you him, you should feel very very special!
the most loving greeting one can receive is a thorough fisting from fisty
adj.-slang originating from san clemente california.
if something is “fisty” it is awesome, sweet, sick, or hardcore.
similar to fist-worthy or seattle’s filthy.
you should use this word often to get the desired effect. when used those around should acknowledged their agreement that something is fisty, by saying it is fisty as well. one can emphasize said acknowledged agreement by firstly making a fist, then grabbing the fisted wrist or forearm. the emphasis varies on how low you are grabbing, the closer you are to the elbow the more you are acknowledging the agreement. it should be duly noted that you should never thrust the fisted arm for this is offensive, one should only use a grabbing motion while fisted arm is stationary.
stephen:”hey how great was that concert last night!”
alex:”ya dude! (insert random band) was so fisty!”
stephen:”ya they were freakin fisty!”
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malachi:”thats fisty!”
jordan:”way fisty!”
jordan:-grabs fisted arm near elbow-
malachi:-returns gesture-
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slang this version of “fisty” originates from southern california. something that is “fisty” is defined as being awesome, hot, or hardcore. similar to fistworthy or flithy.
stephen:”how great was that concert last night?”
alex:”ya dude! (insert awesome band) was so freakin fisty!”
feeling pr-ne to fist someone.
honey, i’m feeling fisty tonight, so spread ’em.
can also be used in conjunction with describing a female who enjoys getting fisted.
“oh that fisty b!tch? she’s probably got her legs spread somewhere, no big deal.”
an -ss kisser, to the nth degree.
girl in opera cl-ss: “g-d, hilary is such an -ss kisser.”
other girl: “no, she kissed so much -ss that she isn’t even an -ss kisser, or an -ss licker. she has surp-ssed even -ss eater, and -ss muncher, to -ss fister. she is absolutely fisty.”
girl 1: “isn’t she?”
a girl who is willing to accept a whole fist into her body.
john told me that fisty was coming over for a good time!
charissa likes to be called fisty.
adjective, adverb. 1) of the condition of “having a face like a fist” in that it should be beaten severely. 2) sh-tty or d-ckish. uncool 3) actions or behavior that is/are questionable, untoward, or even reprehensible. 4) similar to the p-rnographic act of “fisting” another.
noun form: fist, fister, fisty, or fisto.
“hey man, is it me, or was that dude being fisty?”
“i’m not sure if i want to take this cab, it smells pretty fisty.”
“hey, look at this fister over here! his lady is mad fisty.”
“whatup, fist?”
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