fitba
football
scottish slang
coming oot to play fitba
or
i’m going to watch the fitba at pittodrie on sat-rday
(fit-baw) dialect, chiefly scot. -n
1. (m) the beautiful game
2. (f) the stupid game involving 22 grown men (and 3 officials of dubious parentage and eyesight) kicking around a lump of leather around a field, often sparking irrational behaviour, bad language and blind devotion to a team or player, to the detriment of normal marital relations.
(see fitba’ widow)
alright mate, how bout some fitba’?
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