Fitchett
fitchett the abilty to determine the difference between w-nker, wench and douche.
“oh non-w-nker/wench, i can sense your a douche, its my fitchett blood”
“i can tell that i’m a w-nker, because i am a fitchett”
“beardface, your wifes a wench! if i wern’t an amazing fitchett you wouldn’t have known that”
“no really wench…your such a douche”
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