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• Fitch Hick

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• war over religion

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• immaculate deception

  when newly-weds give birth to their first born in less than nine months. bob and tanya just had a kid, but they’ve only been married eight months. it sounds like a case of immaculate deception to me. immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the […]

• Iranian Mudpuddle

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