fitten


a fitten is a s-xually attactive human-being of the female s-x. a contraction of the words ‘fit’ (meaning attactive) and ‘kitten’ (a suitable noun to complement ‘fit’), fitten can be used in a variety of contexts.
for example, “dude, that girl is a fitten”, “i don’t know who you were talking about, but that girl’s more of an uggo” or “bruv, that girl you were talking to was a fitten, so why did you leave the party with the minger?”. not to be used for grandmas, cave-dwellers or mingers.
n. a contraction of the phrase “fat kitten”, meaning just that. this is a word meaning large, obese, or fat cat; usually refers to a female cat.
dude, that cat starko is such a fitten.
device used to smoke pot, crack, etc. slang for pipe.
pipe, bowl, tinny, huka, fitten

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