Fitzed
to unknowingly french kiss a girl shortly after she has performed oral s-x on a friend.
after the stripper and i left the bathroom stall, my friends threw salami at me and told me i had been fitzed.
to thumb someones -ss
he fitzed her while she wasn’t looking
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