Fitzgerald Scale
a scale used to measure the awkwardness of a situation. the fitzgerald scale is divided into ten subunits, called ‘geralds’. each gerald is in turn divided into ten subgeralds, which gives 100 possible levels of awkwardness. one gerald is a commonly awkward level, where a ten gerald situation would be a scarring event.
man, the atmosphere of that party was off the fitzgerald scale when we decided to leave
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