Five Codes
f-ck b-tches, get head, get money, spend money, stay fly
heavily influenced by the great jae millz… these codes are those which we must live by in order to survive.
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person 1: this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me!
person 2: you’re clearly not living in accordance to the five codes.
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