five finger ballet


top definition
the physical act of self penile stimulation with the use of one’s five phlanges (fingers).
jeff’s been single for a while so he’s all about the five finger ballet brah.

Read Also:

  • Five way friday

    top definition having s-x with five people, on a friday “d-mn, i can’t wait for five way friday”

  • groq

    top definition someone who does things that are completely -ssholeish but still are bad -ss. also many groqs are kool kats. can also be used as a term of endearment, and show of respect towards a friend. there are also many variations of this word, gorq, groqlet, groq kid, gorqlet, mcgroqlet and of course the […]

  • The Side-to-Side Dance

    top definition the act of walking towards another person (usually of the oppisite s-x) until you reach the same point there at. you stop, then move sideways, but they do the same thing. so basically, you end up moving side to side until the other person realizes they have to go the opposite way as […]

  • dirty-tooth

    top definition someone with really bad dental hygiene, so bad that you can visibly see black stuff/plaque/dirt around their teeth and gums. check out dirty-tooth over there, should i drop him some floss?

  • gerrynn

    top definition a gerrynn is another name for a african booty muncher. on nights of full moons or no moon, gerrynns normally hunt to lick around the outside of african’s b-tt holes. during the day they hibernate n their in their habitat guy 1- “dude, i can’t stop eating..what should i eat next” guy 2- […]


Disclaimer: five finger ballet definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.