Five Iron
during s-xual intercourse (of the straight variety), the male kneels next to the female, who is lying flat. he then positions his p-n-s next to her v-g-n-, looks away, and says, “caddy, hand me my five iron” then yells “four” and swings his p-n-s towards the girl’s cl-toris.
girl – “omg f-ck me now”
guy – “hold on baby….caddy, hand me my five iron”
“four”
girl – “nice five iron baby, now f-ck me.”
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