five loko


mixing the new (caffeine-free) four loko with a 5 hour energy to regain its former glory…

they changed the formula and we’re changing it back.
we’re going five loko tonight!
when one mixes four loco malt beverage with vodka it is a five loco.
d-mn that b-tch be twerking on that five loko tonight.
“five loko: when four just isn’t enough”

adding any sort of hard liquor to a four loko, preferably whiskey. a practice most commonly seen amongst broke college students, and anyone else who is either a) adventurous or b) has a death wish. typically results in a crazed, bear-like, drunken state.
man, this four loko just isn’t doing it for me. whip out the vodka and let’s get some five loko going.

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