Five Minute Game
when someone in the room starts talking about something people were just talking about and “starts over” the conversation, they win. it is bad to win
joe: did you hear about that guy who just climbed everst?
jim: yeah he was so cool
within 5 minutes later
fred: hey did you guys hear about the dude who just climbed everest
jim: dude we just said that and you were right there
joe: you just won the five minute game!!!
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