five toed sloth
somebody who is incredibly lazy, always late, doesn’t like to move, or is just slow in general.
it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.
“‘sh-t dude, jed said he’d be here three hours ago, do you think he’s ok?’
‘man, he’s fine, he’s always late; he’s like a f-ckin’ five toed sloth or something'”
someone who is exceptional slow. especially when running or in hand-eye coordination.
“jack’s a good athelete.”
“yeah, he’s coordinated, but he’s so slow he looks like a five toed sloth.”
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