fives

a tool used among friends to retain possession of a certain seat. as the name suggest, fives only works for five minutes. after standing up from his chair, the person announces “fives”, and then can freely do what he needed to, and when he returns no one is allowed to take his seat during his absence.

powerful foe of, “you move your feet, you loose your seat.”
rudolf: i need to pee, fives.

==four minutes later==

rudolf: get your -ss out of my seat.
schwartz: no way!
rudolf: i called fives, schmuck.
schwartz: … arr, you got me this time.
the kingdom of fife; a region in the east of scotland which contains various towns and villages such as dunfermline, kirkcaldy, glenrothes, st andrews, cardenden, cowdenbeath and more farms than you could ever need. fife is most commonly referred to as a ‘sh-tehole full of inbreds’ by the rest of scotland, most likely due to the fact there is an abundance of cheap council housing, which has made fife an attractive location for those on low incomes and to those on the dole. this means fife has been tinged with older generation weegies who cannot afford to live in glasgow and have thus moved across to fife, resulting in what seems like a poor imitation of glasgow and an extremely high number of rangers and celtic ‘fans’. if you were to walk through a park in fife, at any night of the week you’d more than likely encounter a group of 14/15 year olds drinking ‘3 bombs’ and sh-gging in the bushes. it is fairly common for children to leave school at 16 in fife, either to get an apprenticeship or not uncommonly do a beauty therapy/hairdressing course at a local college. despite all of this, the sh-t stain that fife is known as has chundered out some notable success; adam smith, andrew carnegie, two professional football teams, the sport of golf and one of the most prestigious universities in the world in st andrews university. those who come from fife are known as fifers and common words that appear in fife conversations include; braw, eh, dinny, ken, mortal, pure, likes.
“where are you from mate?”
“fife ken, gonnae go in the shop for us and buy me and ma pals a 3 bomb? gonnae get mortal and watch the mighty rangers on ma telly. could ye get me some johnnys too actually?, might be sh-gging this pure braw bird the night a met down public the other week eh”
means you’re a legend
that guy is a f-cking fife man
“fife” is a french-canadian insult. it is commonly used by most of the peoples from quebec and in english, fife is the synonym of the word “f-ggot”.

it is a very impolite way to say that somebody is an h-m-s-xual. it can also be a normal way to insult anybody.
arrête de m’pogner l’cul esti d’fife—->stop touching my -ss you f-cking f-ggot.

pourquoi t’a fait sa, t’es un calisse de fife—->why did you do this, you are such a f-cking r-t-rd

vien t’battre esti d’fife—->come fight you little f-gg0t
a great place between edinburgh and dundee with nice beaches lots of fields and some golf courses (if your into that sort of thing) home to the worlds greatest football (soccer) team in the world bar none raith rovers f.c
wow im in fife lets go play some golf then watch the rovers beat the cr-p into the pars a.k.a dunfermline “sh-tty” athletic 250-0
1.used to imply ownership

2.called out when used to hold your seat.this is only good for 5 minutes. after the time period is over, the seat is fair game
“hey, i found a lighter, five’s”

“hey, i gotta take a p-ss, i’ll be right back, five’s
call fives on a seat when u get up so mother f-ckers cant steal it for 5 min.
yo b-tch fool i called fives!

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