fixter
a breed of hipster that rides a fixed gear bike, usually without a brake. they often have bike or bike part tattoos and sport chrome messenger bags and carry their keys for their house and bike lock on a carabiner. they sometimes wear little cycling caps. legit bike hipsters work as bike messengers. to spot a fixter’s bike, look for cards in the spokes of their usually colorful wheelset from alleycat races and look for color coordination. fixters like to drink pbr and “cl-ssy” bottled beer and often smoke cigarettes. they often neglect to shower and enjoy growing wicked mustaches.
fixter 1: you going to the alleycat this weekend? i hear cog magazine is sponsoring. going to be pretty huge.
fixter 2: dude i’m stoked. going to break out the new bike flask of whiskey.
(noun) a hipster who rides a fixed gear; someone who thinks they’re all that, dresses like a messenger, and rides a fixed gear.
that fixter almost kncked me over in the bike lane!
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