fizzle fucked
when things or situations get messed up with no logical explanation or understanding. different from a “cl-ster f-ck”, a situation that is fizzle f-cked just makes no god d-mn sense.
for example, when your phone charger works only half the time and never when you really need it the most. you stand there bending the cord back and forth and shaking it like you are trying to raise the dead. suddenly someone walks by and says, “son, looks like your charger is fizzle f-cked.”
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