fizzy dick
1. a fizzy d-ck (often ‘fizzy f-ckin’ d-ck coz alliteration) is when your d-ck is so hard – not necessarily because you’re even aroused – that it actually feels painful, like your d-ck is a bottle of fizzy lemonade and it’s about to burst open from the pressure. the usual cure for a fizzy d-ck is to open that f-cking cap somewhere in private, pr-nto, and let all the foam spray out to release the pressure. differs from blue b-lls in that the discomfort is localised in the trunk rather than the fruits.
2. when someone is getting over-excited about something to the point of it actually being obnoxious/needy, like they’re metaphorically getting their fizzy d-ck out and waving it all around in your face and you’re like ‘f-cking h-ll, put it away!!’
“god d-mn, i have such a fizzy d-ck over winona ryder.”
“holy f-ck, calm your fizzy d-ck down! we’re on our way soon, just give us a minute!”
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